At some point tonight, the doorbell will ring, and the first trick-or-treater will arrive. And that first trick-or-treater will be a cute, adorable 2-year-old in the most adorable little costume.
Then a steady stream of cute, adorable young people will arrive, wave after wave, ringing the doorbell and collecting candy.
Finally, the doorbell will stop ringing, and it will appear the night has ended. Homeowners will begin winding down, putting away their candy and getting their own sugar-crazed children to bed.
And then they arrive – the teenagers. Wearing lousy costumes and carrying pillowcases, they ring the doorbell and demand candy, and you think ... really? Aren't you too old for this?